Thursday, December 2, 2010

Season 1, Episode 1: I, Duckman

Original Air Date—5 March 1994
Duckman tries to figure out who is trying to kill him.

Season 1, Episode 2: T.V. or Not to Be

Original Air Date—12 March 1994
A televangelist hires a skeptical Duckman to find a painting that she claims creates miracles, and has a near-death experience.

Season 1, Episode 3: Gripes of Wrath

Original Air Date—1994
Duckman would rather go see mud wrestling, but is forced to take the kids to the unveiling of a supercomputer, where he makes a comment that inspires the computer to make the world a better place, for a while anyway.
 

Season 1, Episode 4: Psyche

Original Air Date—26 March 1994
Feeling inadequate, Duckman gets a bill job, leading to other problems.

Season 1, Episode 5: Gland of Opportunity

Original Air Date—9 April 1994
Recieving the gland of a daredevil gives Duckman a new outlook on life.

Season 1, Episode 6: Ride the High School

Original Air Date—16 April 1994
Ajax is sent to a boarding school for gifted children.

Season 1, Episode 7: A Civil War

Original Air Date—23 April 1994
While investigating a murder, Duckman becomes jealous of the attention being given to his partner, Cornfed, and fires him.

Season 1, Episode 8: Not So Easy Riders

Original Air Date—30 April 1994
Evading the IRS, Duckman and Cornfed go on a road trip.

Season 1, Episode 9: It's the Thing of the Principal

Original Air Date—7 May 1994
Ajax falls in love with his vice principal.

Season 1, Episode 10: Cellar Beware

Original Air Date—21 May 1994
Duckman purchases an expensive home protection system. The next morning, when the family is robbed, Duckman poorly rewires the system, leading them to run to the basement to avoid being killed by it.

Season 1, Episode 11: American Dicks

Original Air Date—28 May 1994
Duckman and Cornfed appear on a "Cops"-like reality show detailing the lives of famous private detectives.

Season 1, Episode 12: About Face

Original Air Date—4 June 1994
After falling for an emergency phone operator named Angela, Duckman agrees to go out with her, unaware that she is less attractive than her voice. Embarresed by his reaction to her, Angela decides to have a makeover, but even this causes problems for her and Duckman.

Season 1, Episode 13: Joking the Chicken

Original Air Date—11 June 1994
Duckman cannot understand the inexplicable popularity of a non-offensive comedian, until he learns the hack comic's secret.

Season 2


Season 2, Episode 1: Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.

Original Air Date—11 March 1995

Season 2, Episode 2: Married Alive

Original Air Date—18 March 1995

Season 2, Episode 3: Days of Whining and Neurosis

Original Air Date—25 March 1995

Season 2, Episode 4: Inherit the Judgment: The Dope's Trial

Original Air Date—3 April 1995
After Duckman's family's car breaks down in King Chicken's hometown, Duckman is put on trial for making a claim that the egg came before the chicken.

Season 2, Episode 5: America the Beautiful

Original Air Date—10 April 1995
Duckman and Cornfed are hired to find a beautiful woman, America, but discover the country instead.

Season 2, Episode 6: The Germ Turns

Original Air Date—17 April 1995
After a meeting with a new age guru, Duckman sees his mother's reincarnated form as a germ. Fearing for his own future karma, he begins to lavish his children with much unneeded attention.

Season 2, Episode 7: In the Nam of the Father

Original Air Date—24 April 1995
After a visit from someone claiming to be his illegitimate son from during the war, Cornfed returns to Vietnam to find his mother. Along the way, Duckman relays his own war stories.

Season 2, Episode 8: Research and Destroy

Original Air Date—1 May 1995

Season 2, Episode 9: Clip Job

Original Air Date—8 May 1995
Duckman is kidnapped by a psychopath who forces him to watch clips from past episodes of the series.

Season 3


Season 3, Episode 1: Noir Gang

Original Air Date—6 January 1996
Cornfed and Duckman both fall in love with a client in this black and white neo-noir tribute.

Season 3, Episode 2: Forbidden Fruit

Original Air Date—13 January 1996
When Bernice hires an attractive nanny to tutor Ajax and the twins, Duckman tries to avoid making any advances toward her, but is sued for sexual harassment when he offers her an apple.

Season 3, Episode 3: Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure

Original Air Date—20 January 1996
Growing tired of consistently taking care of Grandma-ma, Duckman decides to leave her in a car one night while engaging in his usual debauchery. However, when he returns, he finds the car and Grandma-ma missing.

Season 3, Episode 4: Color of Naught

Original Air Date—27 January 1996

Season 3, Episode 5: Sperms of Endearment

Original Air Date—10 February 1996
Bernice decides to have children, and is artificially inseminated at a sperm bank. Later, she finds out that the donor is none other than Duckman!

Season 3, Episode 6: A Room with a Bellevue

Original Air Date—17 February 1996

Season 3, Episode 7: Apocalypse Not

Original Air Date—24 February 1996
During an emergency drill which called for the city to be evacuated, Duckman is the only one who missed all of the notices and the drill, leaving him to believe that he is the only person left alive on Earth.

Season 3, Episode 8: Clear and Presidente Danger

Original Air Date—2 March 1996
In a third-world country, Duckman inadvertably becomes the leader of a revolution, and is placed as the country's leader.

Season 3, Episode 9: The Girls of Route Canal

Original Air Date—9 March 1996

Season 3, Episode 10: The Mallardian Candidate

Original Air Date—16 March 1996
Duckman is hypnotized to kill Cornfed, in a spoof of "The Manchurian Candidate."

Season 3, Episode 11: Pig Amok

Original Air Date—6 April 1996
Upon learning that unless Cornfed has sex, he will die in twenty four hours, Duckman sets out to help Cornfed lose his virginity. However, the woman who ends up saving him is Bernice.

Season 3, Episode 12: The Once and Future Duck

Original Air Date—13 April 1996
One night, Duckman is visited by a future version of himself that warns him of impending doom. Soon, he's being visited by all of his future selves, which are warning him about every decision that he's going to make in life.

Season 3, Episode 13: The One with Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role

Original Air Date—20 April 1996

Season 3, Episode 14: Aged Heat

Original Air Date—27 April 1996

Season 3, Episode 15: They Craved Duckman's Brain!

Original Air Date—4 May 1996

Season 3, Episode 16: The Road to Dendron

Original Air Date—11 May 1996

Season 3, Episode 17: Exile in Guyville

Original Air Date—25 May 1996
A televised argument between Duckman and Bernice results in the country being split between the male and female populations.

Season 3, Episode 18: The Longest Weekend

Original Air Date—22 June 1996

Season 3, Episode 19: The Amazing Colossal Duckman

Original Air Date—29 June 1996
Discovering that his anger causes his entire body to grow to mammoth proportions, Duckman soon realizes that his anger has become his own worst enemy.

Season 3, Episode 20: Cock Tales for Four

Original Air Date—6 July 1996
Ajax's new girlfriend's parents turn out to be King Chicken and his wife. While visiting them for dinner, Duckman and King Chicken's rivalry is confronted.

Season 4


Season 4, Episode 1: Dammit, Hollywood

Original Air Date—4 January 1997

Season 4, Episode 2: Coolio Runnings

Original Air Date—11 January 1997
When Duckman makes an expensive bet hinging on Ajax performing well during an athletic competition, he finds that he has no athletic skills, and ends up adopting a fellow student in better physical shape -- popular rapper Coolio.

Season 4, Episode 3: Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat

Original Air Date—18 January 1997

Season 4, Episode 4: All About Elliott

Original Air Date—25 January 1997

Season 4, Episode 5: From Brad to Worse

Original Air Date—1 February 1997

Season 4, Episode 6: Bonfire of the Panties

Original Air Date—8 February 1997

Season 4, Episode 7: Role with It

Original Air Date—15 February 1997

Season 4, Episode 8: Ajax & Ajaxer

Original Air Date—22 February 1997
Cornfed accidentally drinks a potion that reduces his intelligence to the point where he is as stupid as Ajax.

Season 4, Episode 9: With Friends Like These

Original Air Date—1 March 1997

Season 4, Episode 10: A Trophied Duck

Original Air Date—8 March 1997

Season 4, Episode 11: A Star Is Abhorred

Original Air Date—15 March 1997

Season 4, Episode 12: Bev Takes a Holiday

Original Air Date—22 March 1997

Season 4, Episode 13: Love! Anger! Kvetching!

Original Air Date—12 April 1997

Season 4, Episode 14: Duckman and Cornfed in 'Haunted Society Plumbers'

Original Air Date—19 April 1997
After Duckman and Cornfed are evicted, they become plumbers, and are hired to work during a high-society party for the unveiling of a jewel said to be cursed.

Season 4, Episode 15: Ebony, Baby

Original Air Date—26 April 1997
A blaxploitation spoof involves Duckman getting involved with Ebony Sable, a model/private eye.

Season 4, Episode 16: Vuuck, as in Duck

Original Air Date—3 May 1997

Season 4, Episode 17: Crime, Punishment, War, Peace, and the Idiot

Original Air Date—10 May 1997

Season 4, Episode 18: Kidney, Popsicle, and Nuts

Original Air Date—24 May 1997

Season 4, Episode 19: The Tami Show

Original Air Date—14 June 1997

Season 4, Episode 20: My Feral Lady

Original Air Date—21 June 1997

Season 4, Episode 21: Westward, No!

Original Air Date—28 June 1997

Season 4, Episode 22: Short, Plush and Deadly

Original Air Date—12 July 1997

Season 4, Episode 23: How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying

Original Air Date—19 July 1997

Season 4, Episode 24: You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby

Original Air Date—26 July 1997

Season 4, Episode 25: Hamlet 2: This Time It's Personal

Original Air Date—2 August 1997

Season 4, Episode 26: Das Sub

Original Air Date—16 August 1997

Season 4, Episode 27: Where No Duckman Has Gone Before

Original Air Date—23 August 1997
After eating exactly the wrong thing, Leonard Nimoy has a nightmare involving the cast of Duckman as Star Trek characters.

Season 4, Episode 28: Four Weddings Inconceivable

Original Air Date—6 September 1997
On the day of multiple weddings, a big secret is revealed.

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